Garage Guys head west to visit Austin Texas for Garage Talk With Ross Bolen of Grandex Media. Chase covers all the NBA Playoff action and tells you who should be in your fantasy NASCAR lineups this Sunday.
Tag: MLB
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Chase gives you the rundown on what’s going on in the sports world this week and how you can benefit in Fantasy Football from a few moves that have been made. We jam out to Thunderstruck by ACDC, then we buckle up for a wild Garage Talk where we dive into some paranormal expirences we’ve had with our special guests Corncob, PH, and Captain PH.
Giancarlo Stanton Is Bronx Bound And We’re All Fucked.
The Marlins have reportedly agreed to trade right fielder Giancarlo Stanton to the New York Yankees on Saturday and I’m shook af!
Its been said the Marlins were trading for Yankees 2nd baseman Starlin Castro but now we’re hearing he’s just being traded for a slew of no name players.
A SLEW OF MINOR LEAGUERS!
I’m going to go ahead and say that I’m in no way shape or form a Yankees fan so this is the scariest fucking thing in the world. When you take a guy that hit .281/.376/.631, led the league with 59 home runs and 132 RBI’s, plus his OPS was 1.007 and you pair him with Aaron Judge, DiDi Gregorious, and Gary Sanchez you get nervous. If your favorite team is in the AL, sorry but a title is going to be borderline impossible.
The real news here is that sneaky ass Derek Jeter has been probably plotting this move all along. Only Jeter would pull his best player to send him to the Bronx to finally create the ultimate batting powerhouse and no one will say shit because he knows and they know…. he’s Derek Fucking Jeter.
One thing good that may come from this is that uhh…mmmm…..NOTHING!
Nothing but sheer sluggery and magic from a team that I have no interest in. So it’s lights out baseball from now on “Rest of the AL”. Best bring your A game because Jeter don’t give a fuck and just let the Yanks get right back in the thick of it. As for you Yankees fans.. celebrate. 
